Tuesday, September 30, 2008

How to catch a skunk

Good day! He didn't get sprayed and he did catch a skunk. How did that work.... Well, you get an old Ice chest and a stick and a long string and a peanut butter jelly sandwich cut in half diagonally (very important to cut it diagonally!) then you put the sandwich on the ground under the up- side down ice chest that is propped up on one end by a stick with a very long string tied to it. Then you go far away and sit quietly and wait for some poor unsuspecting skunk to wander in and decide he wants a sandwich. (thats why the diagonal cut is important). BAM! yank that string and you have a skunk under an ice chest- just what every boy wants! now you take a piece of flat cardboard and slide it under and flip it over and duct tape it all together. (When you flip it, do it real fast and the skunk gets too dizzy to spray) Then you take it and duct tape it to the top of your mothers car and drive very slowly to an undisclosed location and hope that the cop following you doesn't pull you over. That's all there is to it... Bet you didn't know that!!


Jeff said...

Thus, boys are not as dumb as one might try to portray. Yea, they truly are geniuses cleverly disguised by the world's general misunderstanding of their untold abilities.

Devon said...

And what untold abilities are we yet to discover?? That's what keeps me awake at night!

Jeff said...

Nah, it's not worth losing sleep over. You'll need all the sleep you can get before the next big discovery is made... :D